HOW IT WORKS
Good wine shouldn’t be hard work.
Killa Plonk is a wine subscription for people who want cracking bottles without the fluff, the jargon or the ridiculous price tags. You pick the box that suits how you drink, we do the hard work of finding, tasting and sending the wines.
You choose your box
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We find the wines
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We pressure-test every bottle
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We ship it to your door
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No filler - No guesswork - Just bloody good wine
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You choose your box | We find the wines | We pressure-test every bottle | We ship it to your door | No filler - No guesswork - Just bloody good wine |
STEP ONE
Pick your box
Choose the subscription that suits how you drink:
Reds Only
Whites Only
Mixed so a combination of Reds and Whites
Then choose how often you want it delivered:
Every month
Every 2 months
Whether you’re all-in on reds, leaning white or like to mix things up, there’s a Killa Plonk box with your name on it.
STEP TWO
Join the subscription
Once you’ve picked your box, subscribe online and we’ll get you set up.
Your first payment is taken at checkout, which locks in your membership and gets your subscription underway.
Simple.
STEP THREE
We line up your billing
After you join, we align your subscription to the Killa Plonk billing cycle so everything runs cleanly from there.
Your first payment is taken when you sign up
Future recurring payments are processed in the first week of the month
If you signed up partway through a month, your next billing date may shift slightly so it lines up with our regular schedule going forward.
That keeps things simple, predictable and easy to manage.
STEP FOUR
We do the hard work on the wine
This is where Killa Plonk earns its keep.
We don’t fill boxes with whatever’s popular, whatever’s cheap, or whatever happens to have a nice label. We go looking for boutique producers, hidden gems and wines that punch well above their weight.
Most importantly, every bottle is pressure-tested before it makes the cut.
If we don’t rate it, it doesn’t go in.
No filler. No passengers. No bottles we wouldn’t happily drink ourselves.
STEP FIVE
Your box ships in the third week of the month
Once billing is done, we pack your wines and send them out in the third week of the month.
Shipping is capped at $15
We ship Australia-wide excluding the Northern Territory
All orders are delivered with Australia Post
STEP SIX
Be home, receive wine, enjoy life
Because your order contains alcohol, someone of legal drinking age needs to be home to accept delivery.
Australia Post may ask for ID if the person receiving the order looks under 25, and they may refuse delivery if the recipient appears intoxicated or under the influence of alcohol.
If no one of legal drinking age is home at the time of delivery, your order will be taken to the nearest Post Office for collection.
We stick by the book on this one.
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You can, but for now each subscription needs to be purchased as a separate transaction.
So if you want a Reds Only subscription and a Mixed subscription, you’ll need to check out twice. Not ideal, we know. It’s a current tech limitation and we’ll fix it when we can.
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Yes. No lock-in, no dramas.
If you want to cancel, just log in to your account and cancel before the next billing cycle in the first week of the month.
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Easy. Just log in to your account, add your new address and remove the old one.
WHY KILLA PLONK?
Because there’s enough average wine out there already.
Killa Plonk exists to find the bottles that are actually worth drinking so boutique wines, under-the-radar producers and labels that punch well above their weight and get them into your hands without the usual noise.
We do the digging.
We do the tasting.
We make the calls.
You just choose your box and make room in the rack.
Ready to join?
Pick your box, lock in your subscription and let us take care of the rest.