ALL KILLA. NO FILLA.
Killa Plonk finds boutique wines before they blow up. No fluff, no jargon, no overpriced nonsense.
Join the First Pour Crew. Be one of our first 100 founding members.
WHAT IS
KILLA PLONK?
Killa Plonk is a wine subscription for people who want cracking bottles without the fluff, the jargon, or the ridiculous price tags.
We hunt down small producers, hidden gems, and wines that punch well above their weight.
And here’s the key:
Every bottle is tasted before it makes the cut.
If we don’t rate it, it doesn’t go in.
No filler.
No guessing.
Just bloody good wine.
Most wine clubs sell what’s already popular.
We find the wines before they are.
The tiny producers.
The new labels.
The bottles that haven’t hit the big time, yet.
So when they do you were already onto them.
THE FIRST
POUR CREW.
The First Pour Crew are the 100 people who get in before the first case even ships.
Before the hype.
Before the waitlists.
Before everyone else catches on.
As a founding member, you’ll get:
First access to the inaugural Killa Plonk case
Ongoing 5% founder discount locked in
Early access to limited wine drops
Surprise merch along the way
The right to say you were here from the start
We’re currently waiting on our liquor licence and finalising the first case.
Once we’re ready, First Pour Crew members will be the first to get access to the inaugural release that kicks everything off.
No spam. No nonsense. Just the good stuff when it’s ready.
100 spots. That’s it.
Join the First Pour Crew. No payment required. Just get on the list.
JOIN THE
FIRST POUR CREW.
50 spots remain
We’ll get back to you with details about your subscription once everything is lined up.
